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| Dear Megan, I know just how you feel. Boys are so stupid. Why don't you become a lesbian? No wait, they'd like that. Crapfully yours, -jen |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
Craptastic! I'm totally like StrongBad over here. Jen: Ew... Girls freak me out. Sure, the boys are a few olives short of a veggie tray, but at least they're easy to understand. I've always found it easier to get along with the opposite sex. Even if the stupid boys keep making not-so-subtle requests that I "broaden my horizons", like the following: |
| Hey, How come you don't just let Lilith and Duke get it together? .... Or better yet - You and Lilith get it together! mmmm, demoness... -OmegaZerg. |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
Zerg: -_- Duke is mine.
Besides, Lilith's probably really fat in real life. Or
ugly. Or fat and ugly. Besides, if I were going to switch
teams, what makes you think I'd let you watch? |
| Jane 1) Does she beleive in blogging? Does she have one herself? 2) Does Megan have a secret yaoi lemon fanfiction writing fetish? 3) What IS Megans favorite video game? (Come on, we know she plays them!) |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
Jane: 1) Blogging is awesome, because it's about time that the people became more involved in current events. It's great that blogging creates a way for the real people to speak to each other and call attention to important issues that are overlooked by corporate media. I think it's great that bloggers can exchange ideas freely without being censored by greedy conglomorates. . . but why are so many bloggers right-of-center maniacs? I mean, sure, making fun of Dennis Kucinich is everyone's duty no matter your political preferences, but some of these guys are ruthlessly picking on my side of the fence. I mean, sure, we were responsible for this hothead getting into Iowa, but at least we stopped him there thankyouverymuch! YAAAAAAAAAAAAARH! I think that there should be a big committee or something that regulates all of these unchecked opinions being passed around on the Internet. Myself, I blog everyday about how meat is toxic, and then I anonymously troll that evil neocon Allahpundit's comments section, even if A-double-lizzle makes me feel funny in my pants (a little). Remember, if you see it on the internet, it must be true (unless it was written by a dirty right-winger)! 2) At least you're not implying that I like girls... but that... that right there? That is one of the reasons that girls freak me out. Before the Internet, I could always remind the boys how weird they were to be obsessed with lesbians because I thought women didn't like the same in reverse; but now we're all over here with our pretty yaoi bois and our slashfiction, giggling at Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy passionately "dueling" away with their "wands". Thanks for taking the moral high ground away, I really wanted to stand on it and sneer down at the twelve million people who keep asking if I'm a lesbian. But if you have a link to one of the classic Kirk on Spock stories, please feel free to send it on to Nimoy for me. 3) I LOVE video games! In the world of video games, coporations and the media and the evil shadow government are always the bad guys, and eco-terrorists like Abe from Oddworld are always the good guys. I love that the big evil corporate society that puts these video games out for my consumption is willing to train me how to possess Sligs and Slogs and steal money from Glukkons, because if I had nothing to do all day I'd probably end up chained to a tree somewhere. But, um . . . to answer your question . . . I used to play PSO with the boys, and Viewtiful Joe. And when no one is looking, I'm playing Space Channel 5. |
| What (or who) do you
hold most close to you? Like, if there was a burning house, and that
special thing or person was in there, you would go get it. That
thing...or person. -Pika |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
Pika, first of all, thank you for asking the first question that does not somehow question my sexual preferences. Hmmm. That's a tough one. There's a lot of things that I would risk my life for. . . so to play it safe, I think I will try to convince my friends and family to live with me in the naked wilderness where we don't have to worry about getting trapped in a burning home that was probably set on fire to protest man's senseless destruction of nature. I guess the thing that I hold closest to me is my Peter Singer Sock Puppet, which helps me through all manner of ethical dilemas by reminding me that human life is not special or precious at all. |
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Lord Wootsayediditagyn |
And that it's okay to make love to animals if you have their consent. |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
Woot! The guy teaches ETHICS for a LIVING. Surely he wouldn't rationalize something as gross as that. |
| (here is one for Lord Elf)
Greetings fellow role-playing dungeon master/moderator, I have similar troubles with NWN (Neverwinter Nights) module I work as a DM, sometimes we get these dewdish sort of behaviour to plague good role-playing. Some people do not read the rules, they choose out of period hair colours, horned heads and have improper names. Forcing them to remake their characters is such a pain. However you seem to have a worse problem with the playerbase than I, for some reason there is a lot of OOC (Out-of-Character) action in your role-playing room, from what I followed. It cannot be you, as you are clearly are dedicated to quality role-playing. If I may suggest, have you tried to run a quests to set them to right attitude and correct avatars and names? Speaking of this, why doesn't your Lord Elf character have a better name, no elf is just called "lord elf". Because I know you are dedicaded to Tolkien values, I presume it must be honourary title, but what is the actual name of the noble character you play? - DM Viconius |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
Jason, there's a question for you. |
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Lord Elf |
I'm busy. YOU answer it. |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
No, um... it's directed specifically to you. He wants your expert opinion. |
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| Lord Elf |
FINE. *sighs* *reads* You have a lot of guts to suggest that I should waste my time playing to these nimrods when I should be banning them, but thank you for telling me what OOC means. I 'd rather RP (roleplay) with real gamers. Behold my massive roleplaying skills. And what do you MEAN no elf is ever called Lord Elf? I'm an elf and I'm a lord, therefore my proper title is "LORD ELF". My true elvish name is so sublime and perfect that no human language can properly express it. To summarize... you're an idiot and I don't care. |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
Sorry Viconius. Um. I guess my advice would be to have fun and save the hardcore gaming for friends you can trust. |
| Dear Megan, Seeing as how you're an Elf and are bestowed with the wisdom of the ageless forest and all other such hippy-stuff, perhaps you could clarify an argument my room mate and I are having. My uneducated cohabitant believes that the universe consists of the five elements of Air, Earth, Fire, Water and Wood with (dozens of minor subelements thrown-in for flavor) and that a good sorcerer can draw upon the spiritual properties of these elements to create mystical effects on the world. Every good manaphiliac knows that the universe is composed of a single element, quintessence (or mana, or whatever you want to call it), and that the coherent manipulating of its form is what most mortals call magic. Please help my ignorant roommate see the light so he knows that I am perfectly justified in burning his medieval, witch-craft-loving tush at the stake for his crimes against pure, enlightened sorcery. Love & Peace, Ishpeck |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
Ishpeck: Since when was
"wood" an element? Man, I'm glad you came to me with this
question, because if you had asked Woot or Duke about this "fifth
element" they'd be tittering about it for weeks. Heck, even Nimoy
couldn't be trusted with an opportunity like that. Shouldn't wood
just be a sub-category of earth, anyway? Wood is just the flesh
of trees, born of the earth spirits, and if you make it into its own
element that would imply that each precious living tree is part of the
elemental plane of wood instead of being an individual
life-force. That's like making "meat" an element. Would you
want someone calling upon the power of meat? If I run into any
meat elementals in the Inn tomorrow, I'm going to have some very cross
words for your friend. But as much as I would like to endorse your simpler universal description of quintessence, mana is in fact divided into five categories (Red, Black, Green, White and Blue) as any disciple of Richard Garfield should know. I favor Green mana, of course. Duke tends towards Red, Nimoy towards Blue and demons like Woot, Dorkness and Lilith are Black. That's why I'm closest to Duke out of everyone. Duke may think he's better off with that filthy Lilith, but Green ALWAYS beats Black. . . and . . . um . . . anyway next time someone tries to tell you how their new age belief system is the most descriptive of the universe, just remember that Magic the Gathering does just as well. |
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!Duke_Commando! |
Beware the power of my wood. |
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Lord Wootsayediditagyn |
Ha ha ha! It cannot match the power of my meat! |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
Goddess... |
| Ken Dac:
Simply put Meggs I thought you above this. Your relationship with
Woot was understandable but your newfound "Feelings" for Duke are
nothng more than anger against Lillith123. What happened yo you
trying to marry herman heh? Do you perhaps have a thing for Lillith yourself? |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
Ken: Do you perhaps have a
thing for Duke? Is that why you are asking me this? So my
relationship with Woot was understandable but my relationship with Duke
must be some unconscious expression of my secret lesbian love for
Lilith?!?!?!?!?!??! For the trees, why does everyone think
passionately hating someone is the same as passionately wanting sweaty
X-rated sex with them? Stop watching sitcoms!!!! |
| Hey Megan, you sure things wouldnt have worked out better with Woot if you had decided to buy that elven leather?? Solemonie the blue elf |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
Solemonie: The "elvish" thong Woot gave me didn't help, I don't see how the armor would have made a difference... |
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Lord Wootsayediditagyn |
She left her elvish thong behind after she visited me. I'm putting it on eBay. |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
You said you threw it away! |
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| Lord Wootsayediditagyn |
What? It's not like you ever wore it. |
| Hey Megan, Could you ever see yourself involved with a biker type of guy who'd given himself an Elvish name back in the '70's? Just wondering. Gilmoure (look it up, it's Elvish!) |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
Gilmoure: Awww... I love
biker guys with elvish names. ^_^ It's too bad I wasn't
even a glimmer in my mother's eyes back in the 70's, you sound cute. |
| How do type, being a girl and all. I didn't know 'they' could do that sort of thing. -Matt C. ParagonFishing.com |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
I know where you live, Matt. Remind me to share with you my recipe for three Bean salad. |
| Sheela Caur'Lir: Is her panties in a bunch? |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
Sheela: Why, do you want
to see them? Ha! HA HA! See? I can turn this
You Act Funny So You Must Be Lesbian Thing around on you guys!!! |
| Oh sorry Meagn got one question left*winks to her* ahem... do you hate Lilly so much cause she´s the only female at elfonlyinn who can cope with your intellect,or is it just cause she got bigger (.)(.). *snickers and runs away* Solemonie the blue elf |
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| Megan Ayrwyn |
Why should I be threatened by that? |
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| Lord Wootsayediditagyn |
That's right, intellect doesn't matter! |
| What would you do if your boyfriend had a wierd crush on underaged characters in his comic, like Piro? ScipioDXXI |
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Megan Ayrwyn |
I'd probably wander outside, stand in the snow, and look sad. |
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Lady Sunset Autumn Honey Purity Sunflower Rainbow |
dont' maek fun f piro >:( |